The Safest Man in Babylon
I was told there was shuffleboard!
Noted writer Saddam Hussein, is by all measure the safest man in Iraq. Safely ensconced in a writers/gardeners retreat run by the U.S. armed forces, Mr. Hussein enjoys a level of security that most Iraqis with far fewer talents could only dream of. Nearly 1000 Americans and an untold number of Iraqis have given their lives to ensure that this retreat will continue to offer the generous writing and gardening program that Mr. Hussein has come to enjoy. Efforts to reach Mr. Hussein for comment have gone unanswered, however my sources tell me that he is entirely grateful. Well you're welcome, Mr. Hussein. You're welcome.