Who's Your Daddy?
Proving to be no one's Republican housenegro but his own, Alan Keyes laid the smackdown on Vice President Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter Mary Cheney today calling her a "selfish hedonist" as he sought funds for his ill-fated run against The Hope (aka Barack Obama). While "selfishly hedonistic" may also describe the farce known as Keyes' campaign, that is neither here nor there. Say what you will about the man, Keyes is out to show-and-prove that he is the biggest pimp in the house.
Let the church say amen.