Tuesday, February 01, 2005

UN to Darfur: Genocide Schmenocide

The International Community breathed a sigh of relief today as the bodycount in Darfur came up ten bodies short of a genocide. A Sudanese official said "It was close, but we were able to keep it under the limit," he continued, "I'd like to give a shout-out to the Janjiweed for pulling back on the slaughter a bit down the stretch. It really helped us alot. I'd also like to thank the Arab League and Organization of African Unity for being especially ineffectual."

They only dark spot came when Samantha Power had to be restrained from choking Kofi Anan. A UN observer at the scene said, "It was ugly. She almost made Kofi spill his glass of Veuve Clicqout."

(of course none of this really happened, except in spirit)

1 Comments:

Blogger Black River Eagle said...

Hey, you're wrong. This is EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED! Thanks for the scoop. Can't wait to see what Kofi has to say about the Oil-for-Food Accounting Error Report coming out today. Unfortunately, we will be sleeping on this side of the Great Pond when his boy Völker cops a plea on live TV tonight.

What I've read on your blog so far is good, and it's funny. I'll be back later to check out more. Welcome to the Blogosphere, Bro.

Note: Linked to you from Ambiguous Adventure comments.

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