Zimbabwe Gets Punked!
Believe it or not, Zimbabwe is having an "election" tomorrow. The Crossfader predicts that Robert "Why Didn't I Die A Long Time Ago" Mugabe will win. Why do I care? I don't know, really. I guess because I'm Black I tend to not like seeing a perfectly good African country flushed down the toilet. But hey I guess they gotta solve their own problems. If any enterprising young Zimbabwean is out there gunning for Mr. Mugabe, to quote the Jimi Hendrix, "shoot him one more time for me." [Africa, Zimbabwe]